Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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