it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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