Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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