Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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