is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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