Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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