i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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