Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.