I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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