so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Randomize
