me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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