Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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