big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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