I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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