carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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