I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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