he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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