Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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