yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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