Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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