This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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