Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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