Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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