covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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