She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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