We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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