Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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