i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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