If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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