Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
3 2 1 whiskey
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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