HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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