Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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