also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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