So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
