He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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