im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Who put my cat in the fridge?