You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight