Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me