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(919): View more from North Carolina

Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.

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(919): Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class. http://tfl.nu/qnhj

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill

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(832): I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill http://tfl.nu/19kp

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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

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(221): I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE. http://tfl.nu/7n2x

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(573): View more from Missouri

Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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(573): Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday http://tfl.nu/e47n

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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(610): Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am http://tfl.nu/p6fg

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(416): View more from Toronto

Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.

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(416): Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend. http://tfl.nu/lag5

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(916): View more from California

Sadness tears and throw up everywhere

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(916): Sadness tears and throw up everywhere http://tfl.nu/ierj

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.

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(603): He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing. http://tfl.nu/abhc

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(212): View more from New York

Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?

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(212): Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes? http://tfl.nu/3emh

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(818): View more from California

No...this little piggys going to the bar

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(818): No...this little piggys going to the bar http://tfl.nu/e3y1

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(512): View more from Texas

I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.

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(512): I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover. http://tfl.nu/wwf5

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(937): View more from Ohio

They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.

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(937): They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed. http://tfl.nu/xvv6

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(803): View more from South Carolina

We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.

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I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.

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(803): We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night. (864): I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this. http://tfl.nu/ixlj

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell

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(201): Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell http://tfl.nu/payj

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(641): View more from Iowa

Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..

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(641): Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good.. http://tfl.nu/el3i

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