You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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