Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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