my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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