Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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