yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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