guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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