I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
