i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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