I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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