Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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