Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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