Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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