awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
