i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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