when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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