its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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