what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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