If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
