Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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