Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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