just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Sext me about skeletons
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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