Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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